Brain Fuzzies

where 'ships come to sink

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masayume85 said: Fluff and sex and happy. That’s what I need. I am still in mental recovery after that drabble.

So we’ll be using the alternate universe from a previous drabble, which would be helpful to read first (though not required).

Credit to the husband for coming up with the idea of skating the fluff request by using literal fluff. Because that’s about as close as I can get.


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“They’re called s’mores,” Darcy Lewis informs the Princes of Asgard. White fluff oozes from between her fingers as she passes Loki some sort of gooey, sticky, incomprehensible mess. “It’s food, I promise.”

Thor looks hurt not to have received one first, and she tells him: “None for you till you let go of my iPod. You’ll gum up the screen.”

“But I’ve yet to conquer the avalanche of color and travel from the land of—”

Jane Foster rolls her eyes. “Why,” she says to her servant (no, intern), “did you tell him about Candy Crush?”

“Because you wouldn’t let me help him set up a Facebook account.”

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startraveller776:

frictionandfluff:

elementarydata:

You know sometimes I think, hey, it’s officially two years since this whole ‘Tom Hiddleston’ thing started for me, its gonna like wear off, tone down, chill out soon, and I’ll look back and remember fondly the time I’ve spent here, but no, it never gets better, it just gets worse. So much worse.

Same here.

I’m about to celebrate my first anniversary as a Hiddlestoner by weeping into a pint of ice cream.

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okaythislookshawkguy:

the-jackals:

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angelholme:

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get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

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lumos5001:

khan-locked:

i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock

plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters

This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.

Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.

Jesus.

If you insist.

"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)

See?

The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.

"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.

As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.

"I know he will"

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.

All was well.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

we have a winner.

All their life in this world and all their adventures in Narnia had only been the cover and the title page: now at last they were beginning Chapter One of the Great Story which no one on earth has read: which goes on for ever: in which every chapter is better than the one before.

And then the Winchesters shot them.

everyone go home

Aunt Em had just come out of the house to water the cabbages when she looked up and saw Dorothy running toward her.

"My darling child!" she cried, folding the little girl in her arms and covering her face with kisses; "where in the world did you come from?"

"From the Land of Oz," said Dorothy, gravely.  "And here is Toto, too.  And oh, Aunt Em!  I’m so glad to be at home again!"

And then the Winchesters shot them.

(Source: besthunters)

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