Brain Fuzzies

where 'ships come to sink

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People who think Marie Antoinette is an overrated historical character have clearly never read Tudor historians speaking about Elizabeth and how she’s basically the second coming of Christ and how she fought the evil powers of evil Catholic Spain.

Tudor historians are a rather special lot.

I’m pretty sure there’s still a ship war over which of Henry VIII’s wives is the best.

The problem is that Hentherine can refer to three different OTPs

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I’m scared no one will love me.

I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.

#fuck i am so scared one day you’ll realise #that you can do so much better than me #and then leave #bc i am a really terrible person #and you’re too good for me

A story: During a severe depressive streak, I sobbed those words to my husband, followed by “And don’t you dare tell me that I’m not hard work and high maintenance and full of problems. I know what I am, and I’ll know you’re lying.”

My husband sat and thought for a moment. Then he said: “Yeah, but the good parts make up for the bad. In the cost-benefit analysis, I come out in the black. Your value over replacement wife is way too high to trade you.”

It is the best thing anyone has ever said to me.

Folks, when you’re feeling like you’re not worth the trouble, remember this: a) your bad parts are real, but your good parts tip the scales, and b) never dismiss sports analogies as unromantic.

(Source: gvmma, via catastrophe-e)

Filed under life advice no one asked for

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The Categorical Imperative

Person A:
It’s awful what happened to Jennifer Lawrence, but this should be a lesson in keeping your data secure.
Person B:
"It’s awful that girl got raped, but now she knows not to drink so much."
Person A:
What? No!
Person A:
And I can't believe you just compared leaked nudes — which, again, are terrible — with rape.
Person A:
*Rape* is rape; to equate it with anything else is to trivialize it.
Person B:
I’m not equating leaked nudes with rape; I’m equating your shaming of these celebrities with shaming of rape victims.
Person B:
The two beliefs are fundamentally analogous: “The crime was terrible, but the victim shares responsibility.”
Person B:
If you think what happened to Jennifer Lawrence should be a lesson, you must, by extension, think that what happens to rape victims should be a lesson.
Person A:
But I don’t think that!
Person B:
Yes, you do. *Or* you think the celebrities weren’t at fault. Intellectual consistency demands it.
Person A:
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All Of Tom Hiddleston's Marvel Footage Edited Into One Loki Mega-Movie


Heyyyyy audreyii-fic, I think this is relevant to our interests.

Welp, I know what I’m doing tomorrow.

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still waiting for katara’s

apparently katara, the one who rescued the lost avatar from an iceberg and defeated the almost-fire lord on the day of black sun sozin’s comet, doesn’t count

please ignore the wrong date i am so embarrassed

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